Wednesday, July 27, 2011
No REALLY, it is. I have to believe that because the alternative is, that after 44 years I have somehow lost the ability to flush a toilet correctly, and THAT cannot be possible. I mean THAT cannot be a skill a person loses right? Apparently....WRONG!
Let me explain...
For the last couple of weeks every time I flush the toilet the handle sticks and the toilet continues to run..and run..AND run.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I know what you're thinking...it's a STICKY HANDLE DUMB ASS.
I am the ONLY one this happens to. The hubs seems to have no problem with the demons. HE thinks it's in my "toilet flushing technique". HE is an idiot. Toilet flushing technique? What does that even mean?
Now I am pissed. I mean what kind of dysfunctional moron does he think I am? So, I march him into the bathroom for a mock demonstration.
I sit...conclude said business...stand...turn... place two fingers on the lever, and push. Rarely do I deviate from this sequence. After evaluation of angle, finger placement and force, the hubs concludes that my 'technique' is adequate. What a relief.
We return to the other room and then,......run..Run..RUN!!!! What. The. Fuck.
Now, I'm obsessed. Now, I have to stand there, wiggle the handle and wait until the toilet fills and stops running. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
This is ridiculous.
Last night, I crawl into bed after my nightly bedtime routine. I get all comfy and am just about to doze off when...
And I thought the memory was the first thing to go...Sigh.